I have a rare and highly contagious STD known as hypothermia. You could contract it just by thinking about me. It causes sterility. Get lost.
Monthly Archives: October 2006
Dear My New Stalker, Please stop leaving messages on my answering machine. I can’t understand what you are saying when you pant like that and I don’t speak Spanish. Hopefully you can find something better to do with your time in the near future. I’m a painfully uninteresting person. I find my own life tedious...


